Letter of motivation

Dear Mister,

I present myself : I am Lorie Tournelle, 22 years, celibatory, and I am finishing my studies in my school of international commerce. It is why I want to pass now a MBA in your university and to profit of the occazion for discovering Australia and specially Sidney.

During my stage in the cabinet of consulting of John-Pat (who is my tutor) I have meeting nombrous persons that are encouraging me to continue my studies. My objective is to have a good place and to win money in the future and to continue to eclate myself all the days.

I love the Australy since I regard television, with notamy Skippy the Kangooroo (when I was little) and I have all the DVD of Crocodile Dundee (I love the actor Paul Hogan and I am kiffing particulary the scene when he go to the USA and that he is lancing his coutow in the street to the volor that was picking the handy bag of his girlfriend, it is too enormous).

If not, I love to speak with new persons and discovering estranger culture. I adapt myself very well. For example, during my stage, I have manged all the days in a chinize restaurant and I habitued me very well to utilize the baguets and to discut with the servors and everybody. The only thing which is too lourd is when my interlocutors want that I drink a plain glass of sakay "ass dry" like we are saying. At the end, I have too much bad to the crane.

For the cours that you offer in the university, I am ready to investy me and to do all what you ask. I just hope that there is no too much books to apprend by heart, because I don't want to traverse the world for resting in a bedroom with a dictionary !!!

I hope that I have not make too much mistake and that you will accept my candidaturing. It will be very sympatical to give my chance and to let me make my prooves. I am extremaly motivated, you can be sure I will give the maximum. Like I say always, "who tents nothing have nothing".

Thank you very very much by advance. I pray you to agry, dear Mister, the expression of my distinguished salutations.

Your,

Lorie

Comments

[Rédigé par: bushido]

Oh ! mister e-manuel you are the greatest man I've never read in all my doggy E.T. life , of course. I hope that your incredible candidate would find her twin finger (black or white chocolate) in Australia.
Have a good blog for the next night.
Yours sincerely,
Bushido

[Rédigé par: François]

Bonjour Oh Grand E-Manuel, voudriez vous nous donner une définition s'il vous plaît, de cet endroit où pullule une faune étrange, j'ai nommé :
"Commerce (école supérieure de)"

D'avance merci

[Rédigé par: Claudius]

I have understand all the words. It is the first time that is this. I am very surprised.

thank you.

[Rédigé par: cape]

gros problème d'anglais, c'est lamentable

[Rédigé par: lindylou]

I hope this is a joke, the English is definitely not English !!!